I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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