Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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