I'm lost and stupid without you.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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