If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
