i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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