i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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