Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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