ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
