Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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