it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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