you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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