i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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