love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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