I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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