Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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