Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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