Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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