He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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