now i know why i became what i already was.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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