doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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