i just wanna soil my oats bro
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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