He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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