Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
