matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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