Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You pole danced in your parka.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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