if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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