i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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