i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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