scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my being single is dangerous.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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