thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You know, be my cock's hype man.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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