STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
When did angry sex become our thing?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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