this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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