Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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