She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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