I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize