Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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