fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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