The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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