Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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