It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
