it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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