Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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