Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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