I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You almost got us killed.
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