So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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