He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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