Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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