In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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