Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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