Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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