it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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