what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Randomize
