people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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